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1:17:04
Well, one has to have somewhere
to entertain business associates.

1:17:09
Someone on the phone now,
by the look of it.

1:17:12
Probably this Arab,
saying he's coming at four.

1:17:16
I'll have a word with him.
1:17:18
I've got to get those files
to Basingstoke by four.

1:17:22
We'll just manage to pick it in,
to fit it up, I mean...

1:17:26
- Right, then.
- We won't pull the champagne.

1:17:30
All these doors!
1:17:32
Only a handful: study, kitchen
and the flat for the...receiver.

1:17:37
- Terrific! Which one's the...
- What?

1:17:40
- You know.
- Oh, yes, through here.

1:17:43
- It's, umm...through here.
- Fantastic.

1:17:52
- I've come for my sardines.
- I thought no one was here.

1:17:56
- I'm not.
- I'm from the agents.

1:17:59
Lost the phone now.
Never lost the phone before.

1:18:02
- I'm Tramplemain.
- I'll put it here in case it's wanted.

1:18:07
Thanks. I dropped in to check some
measurements, do some odd jobs.

1:18:12
- The plate's gone.
- I've got a prospective tenant.

1:18:16
- What's wrong with this door?
- Her interest is aroused.

1:18:20
- That's not the bedroom.
- No, no.

1:18:23
That's the bathroom. This is
the housekeeper, Mrs Crockett.

1:18:27
- Sardines! Sardines!
- She's not really here.

1:18:30
- You're standing on them.
- It's the Royal.

1:18:33
- You shouldn't have!
- Don't worry about us.

1:18:37
- I need them!
- We'll inspect the house.

1:18:40
- I'll have to wash the floor.
- Sorry about this.

1:18:43
- That's all right. We don't want a TV.
- A TV?

1:18:47
Right. She didn't explain
about wanting to watch the Royal

1:18:51
because of this thing with the...
1:18:54
In case somebody's looking at this
and thinking, "My God!"

1:18:58
- I've got to be gone by four.
-Just getting that straight.


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