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1:24:09
Nothing but flapping doors
in this...handle.

1:24:17
Final notice, steps will be taken,
foreclosure, proceedings in court...

1:24:23
- Oh, my God! Who are you?
- I'm Philip.

1:24:26
You're Philip?
What happened to you?

1:24:29
There were sardines on the floor
and I slipped.

1:24:33
She's killed him! She's killed you!
1:24:35
No, he's just a bit shaken.
I'll be all right in a minute.

1:24:46
You weren't going to tell me a
gentleman had come about the house?

1:24:50
What?
1:24:52
- A gentleman about the house?
- A gentleman come about the house.

1:24:57
- Don't tell me. I'm not here.
- You haven't hurt himself?

1:25:01
Leave everything to Squire, Squire,
Hackham and Poppy.

1:25:05
All right, I'll just sit down
and turn on the sardines.

1:25:09
I've forgotten the sardines.
1:25:12
No, I haven't. I remembered
the sardines. Well, what a surprise!

1:25:17
I'll just go and fix some
more sardines to celebrate.

1:25:22
I didn't get this. I'm not here.
I'm in Spain.

1:25:25
But if I didn't get it,
I didn't open it.

1:25:28
Darling...
1:25:31
- I never had a handle like this.
- Didn't you?

1:25:35
I shouldn't buy anything this brassy.
Or did you give it to me?

1:25:40
- I should never have touched it.
- It's lovely.

1:25:43
Stick it down, put it back.
Never saw it.

1:25:46
I'll put it in the attic in case
anyone else wants to have a try.

1:25:51
All right. Now the study door's...
closed again. What's going on?

1:25:55
Knocking! Upstairs!
1:25:59
There's something in the linen...
Oh, my God!


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