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1:26:02
Listen, I can't. I can't because
the handle seems to have...

1:26:06
You'll just have to...
Come on!

1:26:09
Whatever's in there...
Can you hear me, darling?

1:26:13
There's no need to keep banging.
1:26:16
It won't, you know?
There's no place to...

1:26:19
Listen, climb round into the...
1:26:23
Squeeze through the, you know?
Shin down the...

1:26:27
There must be some way.
For God's sake!

1:26:31
Final notice, steps will be taken,
foreclosure, proceedings in court...

1:26:36
- It's you!
- Of course!

1:26:38
You put me in there
with the black sheets.

1:26:41
I put you in there,
but you squeezed through.

1:26:44
- Why did you lock the door?
- I couldn't. It's come off.

1:26:48
- Someone locked the door.
- Sorry.

1:26:51
You can't stand here like that.
I mean, with people going in and out.

1:26:56
- OK, I'll take it off.
- In here!

1:26:59
Final notice, steps will be taken,
foreclosure, proceedings in court...

1:27:03
- Now what?
- A hot-water box!

1:27:05
I didn't put it there.
1:27:07
Sorry.
1:27:09
Is someone in the bathroom
filling first-aid bottles?

1:27:15
Darling! Darling, are you coming
to bed or aren't you?

1:27:19
- What did you say?
- Nothing.

1:27:22
The door handle,
the first-water box.

1:27:25
- I've got goose pimples.
- Get something on.

1:27:28
- Under the covers!
- What about the sardines? Wait!

1:27:32
You hear funny things
about old houses.

1:27:35
But this one has been modernised.
Nothing creepy could survive...

1:27:41
What? What is it?
What's happening?

1:27:44
The sardines! They've gone!
1:27:47
No, they haven't! They're here!
Oh! Well! My God!

1:27:51
You put a plate of sardines down
for two minutes

1:27:54
and the last thing you expect
to find, these days...

1:27:58
You do not expect to find
a plate of... That's weird.


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