:00:07
Let me tell you what
"Like A Virgin" is about.
:00:09
It's all about a girl
who digs a guy with a big dick.
:00:12
The entire song
is a metaphor for big dicks.
:00:14
No, it ain't.
:00:16
It's about a girl
who's very vulnerable.
:00:19
She's been fucked over a few times
and she meets a guy who's sensitive.
:00:22
Whoa. Timeout.
Tell that bullshit to the tourists.
:00:25
Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?
:00:28
"Like A Virgin" is not about some
sensitive girl who meets a nice fella.
:00:32
That's what "True Blue" is about.
No argument about that.
:00:35
- Which one is "True Blue"?
- It was a big-ass hit for Madonna.
:00:38
I don't even follow that top-of-the-pops
shit, and I've heard of "True Blue."
:00:42
I didn't say I ain't heard of it.
All I asked is, how's it go?
:00:45
Excuse me for not being
the world's biggest Madonna fan.
:00:47
Personally, I can do without her.
:00:49
I used to like her early stuff,
"Borderline"...
:00:51
but once she got off with that
"Papa, Don't Preach" phase, I tuned out.
:00:54
Hey, you guys are making me
lose my train of thought here.
:00:57
I was sayin' something.
What was it?
:00:59
Oh, Toby's that
little Chinese girl.
:01:02
- What was her last name?
- What's that?
:01:05
It's an old address book I found in
a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age.
:01:09
- What was that name?
- What the fuck was I talkin' about?
:01:12
You said "True Blue"
was about a guy--
:01:15
a sensitive girl
who meets a nice guy...
:01:17
but "Like A Virgin"
was a metaphor for big dicks.
:01:19
Let me tell you what
"Like A Virgin" is about.
:01:22
It's all about this cooze
who's a regular fuck machine.
:01:25
I'm talkin' morning, day,
night, afternoon...
:01:27
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick!
:01:30
- How many "dicks" is that?
- A lot.
:01:32
Then one day, she meets
this John Holmes motherfucker.
:01:35
It's like, "Whoa, baby." He's like
Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape."
:01:39
He's diggin' tunnels.
Now she's gettin' serious dick action.
:01:42
She's feelin' somethin' she ain't
felt since forever: pain, pain.
:01:46
Chew? Toby Chew?
:01:48
It hurts. It hurts her.
:01:50
It shouldn't hurt her.
Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.
:01:53
But when this cat
fucks her, it hurts.
:01:55
It hurts just like it did
the first time.
:01:58
You see, the pain
is reminding a fuck machine...