:05:02
I want it filled six times.
:05:04
Six times? Well, what if
she's too fuckin' busy?
:05:07
The words "too fuckin' busy"
shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
:05:10
Excuse me, Mr. Pink,
but the last fuckin' thing you need's...
:05:12
another cup of coffee.
:05:14
These ladies aren't starvin' to death.
They make minimum wage.
:05:18
I used to work minimum wage,
and when I did...
:05:20
I wasn't lucky enough to have a job
that society deemed tip-worthy.
:05:23
You don't care they're
countin' on your tips to live?
:05:27
You know what this is?
:05:29
The world's smallest violin,
playin' just for the waitresses.
:05:32
You don't have any idea
what you're talkin' about.
:05:35
These people bust their ass.
This is a hard job.
:05:39
So's working at McDonald's,
but you don't feel the need to tip them.
:05:42
They're servin' you food,
but society says...
:05:45
"Don't tip these guys over here,
but tip these guys." That's bullshit.
:05:48
Waitressing is
the number-one occupation...
:05:50
for female non-college graduates
in this country.
:05:53
It's the one job basically
any woman can get and make a living on.
:05:57
The reason is
because of their tips.
:06:00
Fuck all that.
:06:04
I'm very sorry the government
taxes their tips.
:06:07
That's fucked up.
That ain't my fault.
:06:09
It would appear that waitresses
are one of the many groups...
:06:11
the government fucks in the ass
on a regular basis.
:06:13
Show me a paper that says the government
shouldn't do that, I'll sign it.
:06:17
I'll vote for it.
But what I won't do is play ball.
:06:19
This non-college bullshit, I got two
words for that: Learn to fuckin' type.
:06:23
If you're expectin' me to help out with
the rent, you're in for a big surprise.
:06:26
He's convinced me.
Give me my dollar back.
:06:28
Hey. Leave the dollars there.
:06:33
All right, ramblers,
let's get ramblin'.
:06:36
Wait a minute.
Who didn't throw in?
:06:39
- Mr. Pink.
- Mr. Pink?
:06:41
- Why not?
- He don't tip.
:06:44
He don't tip?
:06:46
- You don't tip?
- He don't believe in it.
:06:48
Shut up. What do you mean,
you don't believe in it?
:06:51
Cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.
I paid for your goddamn breakfast.
:06:56
Since you bought breakfast, I'll put in.
But normally I would never do this.