1:05:02
sprayed diarrhea
all over one of the bowls.
1:05:04
You gotta know every detail
there is to know about this commode.
1:05:08
What you gotta do is take
all them details and make 'em your own.
1:05:13
While you're doing that, remember
that this story is about you...
1:05:16
and how you perceived
the events that went down.
1:05:20
The only way to do that...
1:05:22
is keep sayin' it...
1:05:24
and sayin' it and sayin' it.
1:05:30
This is during
the L.A. marijuana drought, 1986.
1:05:35
I still had a connection,
which was insane 'cause...
1:05:38
you couldn't get any weed
anywhere then.
1:05:42
Anyway, I had a connection with
this hippie chick in Santa Cruz...
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and all my friends knew it.
1:05:47
They call me and say,
"Hey, Freddy--"
1:05:51
I say, "Hey, dude.
1:05:55
You gettin' some?
Can you get some for me too?"
1:05:58
They knew I still smoked,
so they asked me to buy some for them.
1:06:02
It got to be--
1:06:09
Every time I bought some weed
I was buyin' for four or five people.
1:06:13
Finally I said, fuck this shit.
I'm makin' this bitch rich.
1:06:18
She didn't even have to
meet these people.
1:06:21
I was doing all the work.
1:06:23
That got to be a pain in the ass,
people calling all the time.
1:06:27
I couldn't even rent a tape
without six fuckin' interruptions.
1:06:31
"When's the next time
you're gettin' some?"
1:06:33
"Motherfucker, I'm tryin'
to watch The Lost Boys.
1:06:35
When I get some,
I'll call you."
1:06:38
Then these rink-a-dink
potheads come by.
1:06:41
They're my friends and everything,
but still--
1:06:43
I got it laid out in 60-dollar bags,
they don't want 60 dollars worth.
1:06:46
They want ten dollars' worth,
and breaking it up wasn't easy.
1:06:50
I don't even know
what ten dollars' worth looks like.
1:06:53
This was a very weird situation.
1:06:57
Remember back in '86...
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there was a major
fuckin' drought.