1:08:01
I gotta take a piss, so I tell her
I'm goin' to the boy's room.
1:08:10
So I walk into the men's room
and who's standing there?
1:08:15
Four Los Angeles County sheriffs
and a German shepherd.
1:08:20
- They're waitin' for you?
- No, they're just talkin'.
1:08:23
When I walked in,
they all stopped talkin'...
1:08:26
and they looked at me.
1:08:29
That's hard.
That's a fuckin' hard situation.
1:08:32
German shepherd starts barking.
1:08:36
He's barkin' at me.
1:08:37
I mean, it's obvious
he's barkin' at me.
1:08:41
Every nerve ending, all of my senses,
the blood in the veins was screamin':
1:08:45
"Take off, man. Just bail.
Get the fuck outta there."
1:08:49
Panic hits me
like a bucket of water.
1:08:52
Bam! Right in the face.
1:08:53
I'm drenched in panic and these cops
are lookin' at me and they know it.
1:08:58
They can smell it,
sure as that fuckin' dog can.
1:09:01
They can smell it on me.
1:09:04
Shut up.
1:09:07
So anyway,
I got my gun drawn.
1:09:10
I point it at this guy
and I tell him...
1:09:13
"Freeze.
Don't fuckin' move."
1:09:15
This little idiot's
looking right at me and saying...
1:09:18
"I know, I know."
1:09:20
But meanwhile his right hand
is creepin' toward the glove box.
1:09:23
I scream at him, "Asshole!
I'm gonna blow you away right now!
1:09:28
Put your hands on the dash."
1:09:30
He's still looking at me,
nodding his head.
1:09:33
"I know, buddy, I know."
1:09:35
Meanwhile his hand is still
going for the glove box.
1:09:39
And I said...
1:09:41
"Buddy, I'm gonna shoot you
in the face...
1:09:44
if you don't put your hands up."
1:09:48
Then this guy's girlfriend,
this real sexy Oriental bitch...
1:09:52
she starts screaming at him:
"Chuck, what are you doin'?
1:09:56
Listen to the officer!
Put your hands on the dash!"
1:09:59
So then the guy snaps out of it
and puts his hands on the dash.