:21:00
Men and women want
very different things out of sex.
:21:04
They've never forgiven each other.
:21:06
(lrmy) Where would
you say love came in?
:21:09
There's only one kind of love that lasts -
unrequited love. lt stays with you for ever.
:21:13
- You take it from me.
- Oh, Dorry! You're pitiful.
:21:17
- You don't mean that.
- l do.
:21:19
- She's just bitter about marriage.
- l am not bitter.
:21:21
Yeah, you are!
:21:23
Marriage. Let me tell you gals
somethin' about marriage.
:21:27
You gotta work at marriage,
like anything else.
:21:29
- A good marriage takes a lot of work.
- When it starts feeling like work, it's over.
:21:34
- lt's all luck.
- l hope not.
:21:36
lt's all luck.
We're all so dependent on luck.
:21:40
l would rather not admit that,
if you don't mind.
:21:43
How can it all be luck?
:21:46
Well, let's say this guy likes to be sat on -
:21:49
(cackling)
:21:51
..l'm serious - and ridden around
the room by a naked woman...
:21:54
..who keeps digging her spurs
into his... into his side.
:21:58
Yeah, Dorry. Show her your spurs, Dorry.
:22:03
He meets maybe 50 women and when
he tells them, they faint or they laugh.
:22:07
- Or both.
- (Dorry) And then they die.
:22:10
Maybe a few good sports
do it just to please him,...
:22:13
..but sooner or later they say
''What the hell is this?''
:22:16
''l'm riding around on a man's back.''
:22:18
(cackling)
:22:20
''This is insane.''
:22:23
''And my spurs are getting,
you know, blunt.''
:22:28
And then one day he meets a woman
who gets her own erotic pleasure...
:22:32
..by putting on spurs
and riding men around.
:22:35
lt's a marriage made in heaven.
Sheer bliss.
:22:38
- Paul's...
- But what are their chances?
:22:40
My boyfriend, Paul, he's really sweet.
:22:44
lt's just that he's an artist, you know.
:22:47
And a family's death to an artist.
:22:51
l can understand that.
:22:56
l'm sure you'd all find him very funny.
He's... really something.