Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

Rule no. 2...
You've written a list?
- Yes, and don't interrupt.

No. 2:
Oon't interfere with my love life.
She didn't like the flowers?
- They were a big hit!

3: Oon't clean!
4: Oon't iron my underwear!

5: Never tell anyone the embarrassing
things from when I was a kid!

Just a minute...
- This is non-negotiable.

6: Oon't clean, buy, or shoot guns!
7: Here's a public
safety message: No driving!

8: Never say breakfast is
the most important meal. And 9:

The photos stay in New Jersey.
Anything else?
10: Sometimes forget I'm your son
and treat me like a human being.

You can't treat me like this.
- Yes, I can. Think about it.

You think making me follow
these rules will improve your life?

I'm not listening.
- I'll tell you what your problem is.

Rule no. 11: Oon't tell me
what my problem is. I know what it is.

An old lady with a dog.
You don't love enough. If someone
gets close, you shut them out.

Like me and Gwen.
- You see this?

She turned into Or. Ruth!
It scares you that Gwen loves you.
When you meet someone special,
you should grab hold of them.

What are you talking about?
- About waking up...

and finding you're 60 years old...
in a little apartment
all by yourself, wishing you had...

someone as special as Gwen.
She's right.
- She's really upset.