:20:00
Thanks for coming over.
:20:02
You saved us a trip.
:20:03
We're just taking statements
from all the neighbors...
:20:05
just to see if they saw or
heard anything unusual.
:20:08
There's a little boy.
His name is Peter.
:20:10
Has anything happened to him?
:20:11
Oh, no, he's fine.
It's just his dad...
:20:14
Excuse me, Lieutenant.
Where's the rest of him?
:20:17
Birdbath.
:20:18
Did you say the birdbath?
:20:19
Birdbath.
:20:21
Lieutenant,
the wife and the kid...
:20:24
they're getting ready
to go down to the station.
:20:26
Said they slept
through the whole thing.
:20:29
Didn't hear or see anything.
:20:30
Didn't hear anything.
:20:32
The lab boys tell me
that somebody chased Parkette...
:20:34
through the house
with a power lawnmower.
:20:37
I would have thought that
would have made some racket.
:20:40
Crazy with the heat.
:20:41
Schiz-o-fucking-phrenia...
:20:43
all over town last night.
:20:45
What else happened last night?
:20:47
Well, somebody torched
poor old Father McKeen...
:20:49
with a flame-thrower
or something.
:20:52
Must have been a Satan cult
or something.
:20:54
Either that or that weird human
spontaneous combustion thing.
:20:58
That really happens sometimes.
:21:00
Hell of a thing.
:21:02
My God.
:21:03
That's not all.
:21:05
Marnie Burke was found
wandering around stark naked...
:21:08
laughing her ass off,
flipped out.
:21:10
The psychiatrist figured
she'd probably witnessed...
:21:12
one of the murders,
and she's just in shock...
:21:16
but I've seen people
flipped out before...
:21:18
and this girl
is flipped out for good.
:21:20
I don't believe
she'll ever stop laughing.
:21:22
Two bizarre murders
in one night.
:21:25
This world is chock-full
of nuts, Cooley.
:21:28
Don't forget that.
Weirdos, schizos, bozos.
:21:43
Well, accidents happen.
That's all there is to it.
:21:48
Two bizarre accidents
in one night.
:21:50
Accidents?
:21:51
You were just
calling them murders.
:21:54
We'll just
file a routine report.
:21:57
Just clean and tidy.