:02:36
- Well. That was a fine meal.
- Yes. It was. Wasn't it?
:02:39
Yes. Where shall we go now?
:02:40
- Let's have. Uh. Lunch!
- Oh. Good idea.
:02:44
- Now quiet down. You melons.
- Hey. I'm being stolen!
:02:47
Hey. Help me! Help me!
Hey. Put me down!
:03:00
What about my nose?
Ow!
:03:04
Banana peels comin' down!
:03:09
Come along. Ladies.
Here's a nice Christmas turkey.
:03:12
Turkeys!
Get your Christmas turkey.
:03:14
Hey. Wha...
Get back in that box there!
:03:18
Get your boomerang fish.
Oh! Guaranteed fresh.
:03:22
Throw the fish away.
and it comes back to me.
:03:25
- Get 'em while they're fresh.
- Apples! Christmas apples!
:03:28
- We got Mclntosh!
- Get your Christmas apples.
:03:30
- Red Delicious.
- Tuppence apiece while they last.
:03:33
We... They won't last long
the way you're eating them.
:03:36
Hey. I'm creatin' scarcity.
Drives the prices up.
:03:39
Rizzo...
:03:41
Hello! Welcome to
The Muppet Christmas Carol.
:03:45
- I am here to tell the story.
- And I am here for the food.
:03:48
- My name is Charles Dickens.
- And my name is Rizzo the Rat.
:03:52
Hey. Wait a second.
You're not Charles Dickens.
:03:54
- I am too!
- No.
:03:56
A blue. Furry Charles Dickens
who hangs out with a rat?
:03:59
- Absolutely!
- Dickens was a 19th-century novelist.