The Muppet Christmas Carol
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:04:02
- A genius!
- Oh. You're too kind.

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Why should I believe you?
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Well. Because I know the story
of"A Christmas Carol"
like the back of my hand.

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- Prove it!
- All right.

:04:13
Um. There's a little mole on my thumb
and. Uh. A scar on my wrist...

:04:18
- From when I fell off my bicycle.
- No. No. No. No.

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Don't tell us your hand.
Tell us the story.

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Oh. Oh. Thank you. Yes.
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The Marleys were dead to begin with.
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- Wha- Wha... Pardon me?
- That's how the story begins. Rizzo.

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The Marleys were dead to begin with.
as dead as a doornail.

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It's a good beginning.
It's creepy and kind of spooky.

:04:38
- Oh. Thank you. Rizzo.
- You're welcome. Mr Dickens.

:04:41
In life. The Marleys
had been business partners...

:04:43
with a shrewd moneylender
named Ebenezer Scrooge.

:04:48
You will meet him
as he comes around that corner.

:04:51
- Where?
- There.

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- When?
- Now.

:04:56
There he is.
Mr Ebenezer Scrooge.

:05:03
Say. Is it gettin' colder out here?
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When a cold wind blows
it chills you

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Chills you to the bone
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But there's nothing in nature that freezes
your heart like years of being alone

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It paints you with indifference
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Like a lady paints with rouge
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- And the worst of the worst
- The most hated and cursed

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Is the one that we call Scrooge
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- Unkind as any
- And the wrath of many

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This is Ebenezer Scrooge
:05:35
Oh, there goes Mr Humbug
:05:38
There goes Mr Grimm
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If they gave a prize
for bein'mean

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The winner would be him
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Old Scrooge, he loves his money
'cause he thinks it gives him power

:05:49
If he became a flavour
you can bet he would be sour

:05:55
Even the vegetables
don't like him.

:05:59
There goes Mr Skinflint
There goes Mr Greed


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