The Muppet Christmas Carol

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Storytellers are omniscient.
I know everything.

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Hoity-toity.
Mr Godlike Smarty-pants.

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To conduct a proper search.
Scrooge was forced to light the lamps.

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How does he do that?

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It's my best dressing gown.

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No harm done.