:08:33
'The Chez Bippy.
Where the guys hung out.'
:08:40
'Tony Toupee
owned the bar in name only.'
:08:43
'It was really Sonny's place.'
:08:49
'Tony was a singer
and everybody hated his voice.'
:08:52
'So for spite he never spoke a word,
he always sung it.'
:08:56
'They called him Tony Toupee cos he
wore the worst hairpiece in the world.'
:09:04
'Eddie Mush was a gambler.'
:09:06
'He was also the biggest loser ever.'
:09:08
'Everything he touched turned to mush.'
:09:11
I need a winner.
:09:13
'He would go to the races
:09:15
and the teller would give him
his tickets already ripped up.'
:09:17
I had the Yankees, they've lost.
:09:19
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I'd have no luck at all.
:09:24
'Georgio the Whale.'
:09:25
'As they say,
you didn't walk with Georgio,
:09:28
you walked among him.'
:09:29
'You could see him get fatter
by the hour.'
:09:33
'Legend has it,
his shadow once killed a dog.'
:09:39
'Frankie Coffeecake,
:09:41
so called cos his face
looked like a coffee cake.'
:09:44
'He was tough to look at.'
:09:59
OK, kid, how're you doing?