:49:01
Whoa! Whoa! Fellas. Whoa!
Look at those broads.
:49:04
-They're beautiful.
-Come over here, darling.
:49:09
Amore mio vieni qua, vieni.
:49:11
Vieni qua, dammi un bacio.
:49:20
-Come on, sit down.
-Va funculo!
:49:23
-Those broads are pigs.
-How d'you know?
:49:26
Fuck you, C.
:49:27
How do you know?
:49:29
They fail my test.
:49:30
-What test?
-It has a name?
:49:33
To see if a girl is worth marrying,
she's gotta pass the test.
:49:37
I call it the Mario test.
:49:39
This I gotta hear.
:49:41
You take a girl
for a ride in your car, right?
:49:44
Yeah.
:49:45
Jump on the highway,
:49:46
and pull up to one of those
big fucking 18 wheel trucks.
:49:50
Pull up beside it
and get the driver's attention.
:49:53
Honk your horn, whatever,
just make sure he's watching.
:49:57
At the same time and you start pushing
her head down firmly between your legs.
:50:02
-Get the fuck outta here.
-Yeah.
:50:05
It's for her own good.
:50:07
Now, if this girl
goes down on the old bragiola,
:50:10
knowing that guy is watching,
:50:12
then she can't be trusted.
:50:14
-It won't work.
-You're sick, you need help.
:50:17
And if throw their hair over their ears,
they did it before.
:50:22
Believe me, they're pros.
:50:40
Those niggers have
passed us twice today.
:50:43
Who gives a fuck?
:50:45
What are you talking about?
I give a fuck.
:50:48
Did they bother you? No.
:50:51
But next week it's two cars,
then before you know it -
:50:55
They're fucking our broads.
:50:56
They shouldn't come through.
:50:58
Let's invite them in - give them a shot.