1:21:00
Sometimes you get them all at once.
1:21:02
I had my three when I was sixteen.
That happens. What you gonna do?
1:21:08
That's the way it goes.
1:21:10
I'll tell you right now, see this girl?
Maybe she'll put wind in your sails.
1:21:19
-Maybe she's your first great one.
-Thanks. I'll go for it.
1:21:23
-Is she a good kid?
-I don't know, but I hope so.
1:21:27
-Tomorrow, borrow my car.
-Nobody borrows your car.
1:21:30
So, I want you
to make a good impression.
1:21:34
Then you give her the test.
1:21:36
The Mario test?
1:21:38
Mario's a psycho. Don't listen to him.
1:21:41
You give her the door test.
1:21:43
-What's that?
-Listen...
1:21:46
Pull up to her, right?
1:21:48
Before you get out of the car,
lock both doors.
1:21:51
Get out of the car. Walk over to her.
Bring her over to the car.
1:21:56
Put the key in the lock,
open the door for her.
1:21:59
Let her get in, then close her door.
1:22:02
Walk round the car,
look through the rear window.
1:22:06
If she doesn't lift up that button
so you can get in...
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-Dump her.
-Just like that?
1:22:12
If she doesn't reach over and lift
up that button, she's selfish.
1:22:18
You're seeing the tip of the iceberg.
Dump her.
1:22:22
What about the things you said?
Follow my heart. It's all that matters.
1:22:27
Hey, she could be the one.'
1:22:29
Bullshit! The door test
is what counts. Dump her.
1:22:33
-Dump her?
-Dump her.
1:22:38
Dump her?
1:22:49
Dad. Can I ask you something?
1:22:51
Yeah.
1:22:54
I need your opinion on something.
You know Joey Orso?
1:22:58
He asked my opinion on going out
with a coloured girl.