:26:02
-Maybe she's your first great one.
-Thanks. I'll go for it.
:26:06
-Is she a good kid?
-I don't know, but I hope so.
:26:10
-Tomorrow, borrow my car.
-Nobody borrows your car.
:26:14
So, I want you
to make a good impression.
:26:17
Then you give her the test.
:26:19
The Mario test?
:26:21
Mario's a psycho. Don't listen to him.
:26:24
You give her the door test.
:26:27
-What's that?
-Listen...
:26:29
Pull up to her, right?
:26:32
Before you get out of the car,
lock both doors.
:26:35
Get out of the car. Walk over to her.
Bring her over to the car.
:26:39
Put the key in the lock,
open the door for her.
:26:43
Let her get in, then close her door.
:26:45
Walk round the car,
look through the rear window.
:26:49
If she doesn't lift up that button
so you can get in...
:26:53
-Dump her.
-Just like that?
:26:56
If she doesn't reach over and lift
up that button, she's selfish.
:27:01
You're seeing the tip of the iceberg.
Dump her.
:27:05
What about the things you said?
Follow my heart. It's all that matters.
:27:11
Hey, she could be the one.'
:27:13
Bullshit! The door test
is what counts. Dump her.
:27:17
-Dump her?
-Dump her.
:27:21
Dump her?
:27:32
Dad. Can I ask you something?
:27:35
Yeah.
:27:37
I need your opinion on something.
You know Joey Orso?
:27:41
He asked my opinion on going out
with a coloured girl.
:27:45
Can't he find any white girls?
:27:48
That's not a good answer, Dad.
What's the problem?
:27:51
I get along with everybody, but I think
we should marry within our own.
:27:56
-You know I'm not prejudiced.
-You are prejudiced.