Addams Family Values
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1:04:00
- What do you mean?
- Rich! Will you miss me?

1:04:04
But, you'll be right back, won't you?
1:04:07
Of course.
1:04:17
I'm so glad we invited the Chippewas
to join us for this holiday meal.

1:04:23
Remember, these savages
are our guests.

1:04:28
We must not be surprised
at their strange customs.

1:04:31
After all,
they haven't had our advantages,

1:04:34
such as fine schools,
libraries full of books... shampoo.

1:04:43
How. I am Pocahontas,
a Chippewa maiden.

1:04:46
- An Indian.
- Enough said.

1:04:49
And I am Running Bear,
betrothed to Pocahontas... in the play.

1:04:54
20 grand for summer camp
and he's Mr Woo-Woo.

1:04:58
We have brought a special gift
for this holiday feast.

1:05:08
I am a turkey. Kill me.
1:05:10
What a thoughtful gift!
1:05:16
Why, you are as civilised as we.
1:05:19
Except we wear shoes
and have last names.

1:05:22
Welcome to our table,
our new primitive friends.

1:05:26
Thank you, Sarah Miller. You're
the most beautiful person I've seen.

1:05:30
Your hair is the colour of the sun.
Your skin is like fresh milk.

1:05:34
- And everyone loves you.
- Stop! Sit.

1:05:39
- Wait.
- What?

1:05:41
We can't break bread with you.
1:05:45
- Becky, what's going on?
- Wednesday!

1:05:48
You have taken the land
which is rightfully ours.

1:05:53
My people will be forced to live
in mobile homes and reservations.

1:05:58
Your people will wear cardigans
and drink highballs.


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