Addams Family Values
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1:31:02
Let us join in grief,
1:31:05
rejoice in despair,
1:31:07
and honor
the fortunate dead.

1:31:09
Dearly beloved...
1:31:14
[Cat Meows]
1:31:15
Shh!
1:31:17
Tsk tsk tsk.
1:31:54
Good show, old man.
1:31:58
Gomez.
1:31:59
Cara mia?
1:32:00
Marvelous news.
1:32:01
I'm going to have a baby...
1:32:04
right now.
1:32:11
Nurse, how close
are the contractions?

1:32:13
Every 15 seconds,
Doctor.

1:32:15
Are you in
unbearable pain?

1:32:17
Is it inhuman?
My darling, is it torture?

1:32:20
Oui.
1:32:23
And then mommy
kissed daddy,

1:32:26
and the angel
told the stork.

1:32:28
The stork
flew down from heaven

1:32:30
and left a diamond under a leaf
in the cabbage patch,

1:32:34
and the diamond
turned into a baby.

1:32:38
Our parents
are having a baby, too.

1:32:41
They had sex.
1:32:43
Push, Mrs. Addams.
1:32:45
[Moans Lightly]
1:32:47
Forceps!
1:32:48
Forceps.
1:32:49
Forceps!
1:32:51
Aah!
1:32:54
[Crying]
1:32:56
Would you like
anesthesia?

1:32:58
No, thank you.
But ask the children.


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