:08:08
Web belt and buckle.
:08:12
Classical Greek martini shaker.
:08:15
Six turkey-feather darts.
:08:18
I'll see you with a Deanna Durbin album.
:08:22
Come on.
:08:24
- And I'll raise you with a stethoscope.
- Does it have little plastic earpieces?
:08:29
- What do you care? You never win, Mike.
- I don't want 'em stabbin' my eardrums.
:08:33
Steering-wheel knob.
:08:35
Salad Shooter.
:08:38
'56 Plymouth tyre iron.
:08:41
- Fold-o.
- You must have a good hand, huh?
:08:45
No, I'm bluffin'.
:08:49
Really?
:08:53
Come on. You gotta play to find out.
:08:55
OK. 1 50 feet of coaxial cable. Show 'em.
:09:00
- Full house. Jacks over fours.
- Oh, shit.
:09:06
I thought he was bluffin'.
:09:08
Will someone get some air to his brain?
:09:11
He was bluffing about bluffing.
:09:13
You're a real pal, Benny.
:09:15
I got a solution to your housekeeper
problem. You can have my roommate.
:09:20
That's a terrific offer, Benjamin. Save
you from the chore of Smail shopping.
:09:25
Those places are such drudgery.
:09:27
Montgomery and Smails,
Smails and Roebuck, Smails-R-us...
:09:30
Joon.
:09:33
- When did you get a roommate?
- Since last week.
:09:37
My cousin pounded into town and life's
gone from heaven to hell in seven days.
:09:42
- Just like the good Lord intended.
- 26 years old, he can't even read.
:09:46
Spends all day polishing my plastic forks.
:09:49
When you say he can't read,
what do you mean? Like words?
:09:52
Yeah. And he keeps me up all night
watchin' stupid old movies.
:09:56
My work's starting to suffer.
:09:58
- You install cable TV.
- Joon, will you please glue your sequins?