Dennis the Menace
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:14:00
You guys are the boring ones.
There's lots to do.

:14:03
Oh, really? Like what?
:14:05
We could practice singing songs.
:14:07
Or put on a play...
:14:09
or a puppet show.
:14:11
- We could bury you alive.
- I could pound your face.

:14:15
It doesn't matter, anyways, Margaret.
:14:17
We'll be leaving soon
and we have work to do.

:14:20
We're going to make a fort.
:14:23
You can't leave unless I go with you,
or I'll tell on you.

:14:26
So, tough kitty paws, I'm going.
:14:29
Climb down from there. I'll get my purse.
:15:06
This thing's been here our whole life
and we never knew it.

:15:09
- Do you think anybody lives in it?
- Just squirrels and birds.

:15:13
It looks kind of junky.
:15:15
We'll fix it up.
:15:17
Good. I'll be the decorator.
:15:19
We'll put on a special room for the babies
and a powder room for guests.

:15:24
Forts don't have powder rooms.
:15:27
Really?
:15:28
Where do the soldiers' wives go
to freshen up?

:15:31
Soldiers don't have wives, stupid.
:15:35
Don't call me stupid, baby rump kisser!
:15:41
It won't be a fort. It'll be a house.
:15:44
A love nest.
:15:46
Let's go up and see
what color carpet we should get.

:15:50
Do forts got carpet?
:15:52
Nope.
:15:53
Forts don't got carpet!
:15:56
They do now, hot lips!

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