Dennis the Menace
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:20:00
He knows he won't get anything unless
it's a special occasion, but like every kid...

:20:05
he wants to look around...
:20:06
Could you spare us the family anecdotes?
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There's always a lot of traffic in toy stores.
:20:14
If people have to go up to the third level
to visit the toy store...

:20:18
then they have to go through
two other levels to get there.

:20:21
That's apparent to anyone with children.
:20:23
And you have to assume
that potential tenants...

:20:26
might have kids and would know that...
:20:28
and it might entice them
to take up space in the other levels.

:20:34
That's all I'm saying.
:20:40
We could have carried up
a lot more stuff...

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if you didn't have to bring that idiotic doll
and all her junk!

:20:47
She's not idiotic!
She's an important training tool.

:20:51
You know why men are so lousy
when it comes to taking care of babies?

:20:55
They have better things to do.
:20:58
Like what? Play golf and drink beer?
:21:01
No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars,
shaving, cleaning fish.

:21:06
Do you know how to do that?
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Me?
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Margaret.
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Oh, okay.
:21:11
If you didn't have women,
you wouldn't have babies...

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and you wouldn't have people.
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If you didn't have men,
who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?

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Most important, they marry the women,
then the women can go and get the baby.

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The baby is in her stomach!
:21:29
She has to get it installed. Her stomach
isn't just filled up with babies.

:21:34
- Who installs them?
- A minister and a doctor.

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- How?
- How?

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She wants to know how?
:21:49
Tell me, Dennis, how?
:21:51
The bellybutton. It opens up.
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- How come men have them?
- So they don't look weird in bathing suits.

:21:59
Okay, on the count of three...

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