:01:21
I'm Nick.
:01:24
What can I do you for?
:01:26
I'm just looking for
some hiking boots.
:01:28
Well, well. Hiking boots, huh?
:01:31
Let's see what we got.
:01:33
These are the top of the line.
:01:35
Scientifically engineered
and all that crap.
:01:38
Guaranteed by some Sierra Club
asshole not to hurt a chipmunk...
:01:42
...if you step on it.
:01:44
Personally, I think they're
for pussies and faggots!
:01:48
Now these...
:01:50
...are Vietnam jungle boots.
:01:52
Cost half as much,
last twice as long and are great...
:01:55
...for stomping queers!
:01:57
When you're done, you gotta
clean out the waffle with a stick...
:02:02
...but you can't
have everything, right?
:02:05
Forget it.
:02:07
Come on, let's go.
:02:09
Have a nice day, fellas!
:02:12
Y'all come back now, you hear?
:02:15
You got a problem, buddy?
:02:21
You got the problem!
:02:22
-No, you do, buddy!
-Read the sign!
:02:24
"I reserve the right."
:02:27
Now take a hike.
:02:29
Make me.
:02:31
Take it easy, Mary.
Take it easy.
:02:36
-Jesus!
-Come on, make your play.
:02:39
Would you just come on!
I don't need this shit today.
:02:43
Fucking redneck!
:02:46
Fascist!
:02:51
Fucking faggots!
:02:53
You believe this shit?
:02:57
Jesus!
:02:59
Alternate lifestyle, my ass!