1:01:02
You stay out of my face...
1:01:03
out of my neighborhood,
out of my life!
1:01:06
You haven't seen
the last of me, Ned Ravine.
1:01:14
I told you.
1:01:20
Lieutenant Ravine, how do you
like sleeping with a murderess?
1:01:23
It's better than sleeping
with a ninja turtle.
1:01:24
-Where'd you park?
-5th and Main. Discount parking.
1:01:26
It's the hottest ticket
in town...
1:01:28
as people
swarm in to witness...
1:01:29
the courtroom battle
of the century.
1:01:31
Now let's go
up to the booth...
1:01:33
for the play-by-play
and Bob Uecker.
1:01:36
What a great day for a trial.
1:01:38
We have lots
of incandescent lighting...
1:01:40
a temperature
of 72 degrees inside.
1:01:43
The wind should not be a factor
unless somebody cuts one.
1:01:47
It's the State of California
vs. Lana Ravine...
1:01:50
two equally matched opponents.
This ought to be a beauty.
1:01:55
Oy vei! Oy vei!
1:01:57
Superior court of Los Angeles
is now in session...
1:02:00
and here he is...
1:02:02
direct from a triumphant
one-week engagement...
1:02:04
in Las Vegas
circuit court...
1:02:06
the honorable, the venerable,
the totally irrepressible...
1:02:09
Judge Harlan Skanky!
1:02:20
You may sit down.
1:02:24
Has this defense team been hot?
1:02:26
37 straight victories
this year.
1:02:29
Let's go down
for the coin toss.
1:02:31
Tails.
1:02:34
And the prosecution
wins the flip of the coin...
1:02:37
and elects to kick things off.
1:02:39
And therefore,
the prosecution will prove...
1:02:43
that this repulsive
and degenerate woman...
1:02:48
brutally murdered a decent,
law-abiding citizen.
1:02:53
And the defense
will prove...
1:02:54
that the prosecutor's
allegations...
1:02:56
are irresponsible, idiotic,
caca-doody poo-poo.
1:02:58
So noted.