1:05:02
Counselor, you will address
angel tits as Mrs. Ravine.
1:05:08
Mrs. Ravine, will you
please tell the court...
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why you were on that train?
1:05:13
When I saw Max Shady
at the station...
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saw him get on board...
1:05:17
I knew he'd threatened
to kill you...
1:05:19
and mutilate
your reproductive organs.
1:05:23
So you followed him,
knowing you had to protect me...
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your husband, your best friend,
the man you love...
1:05:29
the future father
of your children.
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Something like that.
1:05:32
And when you saw that maniac
standing in the vestibule...
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waiting to pulverize
my pee-pee...
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you pulled the gun
and fired and fired and fired!
1:05:51
Ladies and gentlemen,
how can you convict...
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this courageous woman
who risked everything...
1:05:59
to save the life
of her beloved husband...
1:06:01
a woman who acted boldly
to stop a demented maniac...
1:06:09
From pulverizing
the private parts...
1:06:12
of the man she loves?
1:06:16
Lana Ravine is
the potential mother...
1:06:18
of my potential child,
and I challenge you...
1:06:22
strike a blow
for motherhood...
1:06:25
Motherhood.
1:06:26
Strike a blow for
the American justice system...
1:06:28
Hallelujah!
1:06:29
Put the "can" back in American.
1:06:33
Put the "ju"
back in jurisprudence!
1:06:35
Amen!
1:06:36
Put the "con" back
in the Constitution!
1:06:39
Preach it!
1:06:40
And put the "dom"
back in freedom!
1:06:46
This Ravine is hotter than
a three-peckered billy goat.
1:06:50
Can we say that?
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The jury's back!