:02:03
Beauty sleep? You'd have
to sleep for like... a month.
:02:07
Oh, you are such
a typical dog.
:02:10
[ Chance ] Indeed. The house was
full of new clothes to be shredded...
:02:15
on account of
the family was growing.
:02:18
You see, Bob was joining
the family by marrying Laura.
:02:22
- Her little girl was Hope.
Hope belonged to Sassy.
-Jamie!
:02:26
The little boy,Jamie,
was supposed to belong to me,
but I didn't need anyone else.
:02:31
- I was a loner.
- Ew!
:02:34
[ Hope ]
Ew.!
:02:37
[ Chance ] Still, I had to admit it,
he did have a lot of very good ideas.
:02:42
He was the one
who named me Chance.
:02:45
Laura's older boy was Peter.
:02:49
He belonged to Shadow.
Shadow was faithful.
:02:52
Shadow was loyal.
Shadow was a chump.
:02:55
Hejust sat down there while
I had all the fun upstairs.
:02:59
Chance, stop!
The blouse is dead.
:03:04
That's right,
but I gotta shred it...
:03:06
into teeny, tiny little pieces,
and I really--
:03:12
[ Gulp ]
I swallowed a button.
:03:14
Oh, what a shame!
Too bad it wasn't a zipper.
:03:19
Hey, you better beat it, powder puff,
or you're gonna end up dog meat.
:03:23
Is that any way to speak
to a petite dewdrop?
:03:27
- You big flat-faced butt-sniffer!
- [ Barking, Snarling ]
:03:31
- [ Meowing ]
- [ Crash ]
:03:36
[ Growling ]
:03:38
- Shadow, down!
- [ Sassy Yowling ]
:03:41
[ Shadow ] I really should
give that pup a talking-to.
:03:45
- [ Crashing, Clattering ]
-[ Sassy Yowling ]
:03:50
Uh... I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
:03:56
- [ Glass Shattering ]
- [ Minister ] You may kiss the bride.