:26:03
It seems like only yesterday
I was strafing so many of your homes.
:26:06
Here I am today, begging you
not to make such good cars.
:26:10
Excuse me. Just a second.
I need a glass of water.
:26:12
Damn tongue's gone dry.
It's not mine, you know.
:26:15
I lost mine in Laos.
Little commie lopped it right off.
:26:18
[It's] probably a doorstop somewhere _____.
Got this one from a basset hound.
:26:24
Husband get the car.
:26:27
President Benson.
:26:30
No, you're not.
:26:31
I've seen him on the television.
He's older and about my height.
:26:34
Sir, this is Topper Harley.
:26:36
Topper. Yes, of course.
Son I never had.
:26:39
Well, no damn wonder
I didn't recognise you then.
:26:42
Word of advice:
Don't go around calling yourself the president.
:26:45
I wouldn't do that, I don't think you should
neither. It doesn't hold water.
:26:49
For that matter, neither do I. Let's
get away from these power cables.
:26:54
-Sir, I'd like to join the next mission.
-God bless you boy.
:26:58
We will keep this one's on the QT.
:26:59
We callling it: Secret Mission to go in and
get Walters and Our Boys Back.
:27:03
And son, when you come back, I'm gonna throw you
wonderful guys, a party that like you'd never seen.
:27:08
And there should be plenty to eat.
:27:09
I doubt that more than half
of you will return.
:27:16
Thank you.
:27:18
Got a light, lieutenant?
:27:21
I quit smoking.
:27:23
Besides, I don't think
it's allowed here.
:27:25
What are they gonna do,
arrest me for smoking?
:27:38
-Now I know what to get you for Christmas.
-Why don't you make a Thighmaster? I've broken my last three.
:27:43
Really?
:27:44
Let's go to my apartment
and discuss our mission.
:27:48
I'm putty in your hands.
:27:50
In my hands, nothing turns to putty.