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:10:11
My perfect woman.
:10:13
What? Another one?
:10:16
Don't those things cost a fortune?
:10:18
Yes, but how can I tell them
to stop paying for them?

:10:22
Why don't you just tell them?
:10:25
Shit.
:10:27
No, really, Wai.
:10:29
Someday, I'm just going to call your father
and tell him myself.

:10:32
I told mine.
:10:36
Look at yourself. Your parents
send you a form in the mail...

:10:39
and you practically pee your pants.
:10:42
You are an adult. As a matter of fact,
you're practically middle-aged.

:10:46
Fuck you!
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- Let me check this out. Education, right?
- Yes.

:10:50
- She must have a Ph.D.
- No, two Ph. Ds.

:10:53
One in Physics.
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- And she should be an opera singer.
- And 6 feet tall.

:10:57
Let's not go overboard.
She's Chinese, after all.

:11:00
5 foot 9 inches.
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- And she should speak five languages.
- Good.

:11:09
You're right.
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It's kind of stupid, all these lies.
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But I'm used to it.
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- I got you a little present.
- Me? Why?

:11:24
Shut up and open it.
:11:30
For the busy entrepreneur.
:11:33
Go ahead, try it.
:11:45
Hello.
:11:47
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

:11:50
I love you.
:11:53
I love you, too.

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