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Flight 318 to Milwaukee
is now boarding at gate 21.
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All passengers
proceed to the boarding area now.
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Checking.
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Hey, pal, found any bombs today?
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- Did the First Lady ask about me?
- Have you gotten to know them yet?
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- I prefer not to get to know them.
- Why is that?
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They might not be worth
taking a bullet for.
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Here comes my replacement.
Let's go to the bar.
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- We can't drink on the road.
- But they have a great piano player.
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I've played for presidents
and with presidents.
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Nixon and I once did
a duet of "Moonglow. "
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- I heard he didn't like you.
- We got on all right.
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His Chief of Staff didn't like me.
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He once ordered me to get rid of
some anti-war protesters.
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I said I couldn't do that.
Freedom of speech and such.
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He said, "When I'm talking to you,
I am the President. "
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I said, "You look like a sack of shit
in a cheap suit to me, sir!"
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- The "sir" was a classy touch.
- I thought so.
:47:49
You never wear shades
when you're standing post.
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I like the whackos
to see the whites of my eyes.
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A glare can be just as effective
as a gun. Know what I mean?