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:18:00
What, down there?
:18:02
Stinking bitch.
:18:04
Shit.
:18:10
Early?
:18:23
How you doing, mama?
:18:25
Fine.
:18:27
Boy, I'm tired.
:18:29
- Dinner ready yet?
- Almost.

:18:32
Well, let me know.
:18:38
Early?
:18:39
Yeah?
:18:42
Will you tell me more
about California?

:18:45
Yeah, I guess so.
:18:48
Let's see.
:18:50
For one thing...
:18:51
...people think faster out there
on account of all that warm weather.

:18:55
Cold weather makes people stupid.
That's a fact.

:18:58
I guess that explains why there are
so many stupid people around here.

:19:02
It sure does.
:19:04
- You know what else?
- What?

:19:05
You never have to buy no fruit.
It's on the trees everywhere you turn.

:19:10
And they ain't got speed limits.
:19:12
I hear your first month's rent
is free. State law.

:19:16
I'm thinking till we get settled,
we'll move from month to month.

:19:20
How would that be with you, mama?
:19:24
What will we do out there?
:19:27
By God, the first thing we'll do
is get a six-pack of Lucky Lager...

:19:31
...and we'll climb up to that
famous Hollywood sign...

:19:34
...and we'll howl at the moon.
:19:38
Yeah. Just like that.
:19:41
I heard there ain't nothing
on that moon...

:19:44
...except some little golf balls
that the astronauts left behind.

:19:49
No, that ain't right.
:19:50
That's bullshit.
:19:52
The government's sending people there.
Just don't want us to know.

:19:57
Now, get!
:19:59
Well, let me know
when you're finished.


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