La Estrategia del caracol
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Samper Pupo for the 7-o'clock news.
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Can you tell us what's going on here?
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What's happening here, as in all evictions
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that leave people grieving and homeless,
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is the result of two causes.
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First : the injustice ofjustice.
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Second : the lack of a strategy
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on the part of the tenants.
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I beg your pardon?
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As I said, the lack of a strategy.
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Do you know who I am?
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I'm the famous Gustavo Calle Isasa
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who took part in the legendary eviction
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of the Casa Uribe. A brilliant feat that
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did not receive the recognition it
deserved.

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If you know the story, you'll agree.
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Casa Uribe was next to an apartment house
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called La Pajarera, the birdhouse.
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According to the available documents
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these two buildings contained
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48 rooms, 2 water tanks, 6 bathrooms,
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5 courtyards, 84 windows,
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41 doors, 1260 meters of wood
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and 14,565 French tiles.
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The owner was a certain Dr. Holguin,
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a guy who had never lived there.
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The injustice began
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one fateful morning 6 years ago, when
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attorneys and incompetent lawyers
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arrived outside La Pajarera,
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sent by Holguin's front man:
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a certain Victor Honorio Mosquera,
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a shithead.
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To represent the interested party
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and act as attorney for the landlord,
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I ask if a man by the name of
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Dr. Victor Honorio Mosquera is present.
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Present, Your Honor.
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In accordance with this court order
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we will proceed with the eviction
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of the tenants of house
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No. 8-34, Eighth Street.
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We're not criminals.

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