Last Action Hero
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:33:02
The city council is chewing my eggs
off for your plane crash!

:33:06
The mayor is parading up my
Lincoln Tunnel for that beach stunt!

:33:10
Everybody wants to know
what it will be!

:33:12
- Do I make myself clear?!
- I am just doing my job.

:33:17
You have given us the worst
reputation in the country!

:33:20
The Chamber of Commerce is doing
cartwheels in my cocoa factory!

:33:24
Ratcliff, you are on duty
with the cat.

:33:27
Hiya, Toots!
:33:32
- Join me for a flea bath later?
- Touch me again and I will kill you!

:33:37
- I can prove this is a movie.
- Who are you?

:33:40
It is a cartoon cat.
:33:42
He is supposed to be back.
He was only suspended a month.

:33:47
Listen to me. An animated cat
just walked into the squad room.

:33:54
- He will do it again tomorrow.
- That cat is one of my best men.

:33:58
Who is that smiling twerp?
:34:01
I love the way you fight, knowing
how you really feel about each other.

:34:05
How do I feel about this
sack of puppy poo?

:34:10
You are dearest friends.
After your wife left you -

:34:13
- Jack told everyone he drove
her to the diphtheria clinic.

:34:17
When he came back, you said:
:34:20
"You saved me from humiliation.
You are my dearest friend."

:34:25
- You promised not to tell.
- I did not.

:34:28
- Then how did he know?
- "Jack Slater I".

:34:31
- Won what?
- No, the first Jack Slater.

:34:35
You told your dad?
:34:36
I told no one.
I do not know this kid.

:34:42
He seems to know
a lot about us.

:34:47
The state of New York has
never heard of you, Mr. Madigan.

:34:51
- What is your name?
- Danny Madigan.

:34:53
- Where are you from?
- How did you get in my car?

:34:58
I fell off a bridge into your car.
He saved my life.


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