Last Action Hero
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1:18:01
Men, women and children
dropping left and right.

1:18:06
Wait, I want to enjoy it all.
Come on, tell me.

1:18:11
They were writhing and screaming
and leaping to their doom to escape.

1:18:16
- Really?
- No, I am lying.

1:18:19
It was a complete balls-up, and my
day has been terrible thanks to you.

1:18:26
What is this? You were my friend
and now you turn a 360 on me.

1:18:33
180, you stupid
spaghetti-slurping cretin.

1:18:38
If I did a 360, I would end up
back where I started!

1:18:45
Trust me.
1:18:50
If that turd Daniel Madigan can move
through parallel worlds, so can I.

1:18:56
In, steal whatever I want,
and out again. Impossible to catch.

1:19:04
If God was a villain -
1:19:08
- he would be me.
1:19:11
- You want me to vacuum now?
- No. But the pool needs attention.

1:19:18
Very good.
1:19:34
Do not move.
1:19:38
- All right, I will go quietly.
- The hell you will.

1:19:50
That was for blowing up
my cousin Frank's house.

1:19:53
And this is for blowing up
my ex-wife's house.

1:19:59
But this is for
my daughter's black eye!


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