Les Visiteurs
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:28:05
Pugh! How ugly!
:28:06
Without them,
We couldn't Watch Tv. Here...

:28:09
Just what the doc ordered.
:28:13
Thanks, bawd. You're ugly as sin,
but good-hearted.

:28:16
Ever see your nose?
:28:18
When you sneeze,
is it typhoon season?

:28:21
Your wine is fruity,
but a tad watery.

:28:23
The wine's mine, swine.
:28:30
What a raunchy eater!
You eat the plastic too?

:28:37
The wizard was senile.
:28:39
If I catch him,
I'll skin him alive.

:28:41
Don't take it so bad.
:28:43
Those pigs always get us.
:28:46
Is your buddy a wrestler?
:28:48
I saw him on Tv.
:28:50
I wanted to be a singer...
:28:52
but they're all
full of shit in show-biz.

:28:56
My sire is a warrior,
:28:57
a trusted aide of our King.
The Count of Montmirail.

:29:01
Montmirail?
:29:02
The dentist's old lady?
:29:04
He couldn't marry her!
:29:06
That's why we're here.
:29:08
They're not married?
:29:10
No kidding!
The nerve of that prude!

:29:12
She acts so holier-than-thou
at the rummage sale.

:29:15
What a bitch!
:29:21
You came so fast.
:29:22
Squadron sergeant-Major Gibon.
At your service, Countess.

:29:25
I brought the National Guard.
:29:27
Where's the offender?
:29:29
My stars!
Your squadron is quite impressive.

:29:31
He's a bit brutal, but he's just
a poor homeless person.

:29:34
They're back-up.
:29:36
This is Doctor Bauvin.
:29:39
First we'll talk to him.
Size up the beast.

:29:41
Let's go, Bauvin.
:29:46
Good luck!
:29:55
Where is she?
:29:56
Enough!
Identity papers! Green card!

:29:58
Psychology, sergeant-Major.

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