Les Visiteurs
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:05:00
Dr. Goulard is a genius.
The abscess is... Oh my!...

:05:03
drained.
The President is back in form.

:05:07
Mr. Jacquart, is this...
:05:09
- your brother?
- He's not my brother!

:05:11
I'm Jacquasse The Crass.
:05:12
Sorry, but it's getting late.
:05:14
I understand. Let's go.
:05:17
Thank you.
:05:19
One minute, jester.
:05:21
Let's make a deal.
I'll buy back the castle.

:05:28
Take this, peasant.
:05:29
A down payment.
:05:30
Jacquart, take care of this.
We'll be in the car.

:05:35
I'm coming.
:05:36
My castle is not for sale,
:05:38
I own it, Count.
:05:39
Old gold coins?
:05:41
I have 5 chests full,
and 10 of jewels.

:05:43
This upstart peasant
can't stop me from buying it.

:05:46
He's got nerve!
This is a fucking democracy.

:05:49
What's "fucking"?
:05:51
Jacquart, you've gone overboard.
That was vulgar.

:05:54
What nerve! I take care
of your Mr. Barbie for a modest fee,

:05:58
and you humiliate our houseguest.
Apologize!

:06:02
Who does the hygienist think she is?
:06:07
Shameless liar!
If you're proud of your family,

:06:10
Why change your name?
:06:12
What is the heinous secret?
:06:14
An ogre? A witch? A child-slayer?
:06:18
Hands off, Nazi!
:06:20
If he can't understand why
Jacquart sounds better than Jacquasse,

:06:24
he should see a shrink.
:06:27
I don't get it.
You're Jacquart's brother?

:06:31
His brother?
:06:33
Were you serious
:06:34
about buying back the castle?
:06:36
A gift for you, my youngling.
:06:38
I'm tired.
:06:39
That's right. Bedtime!
:06:42
How about some herbal tea, Hub?
:06:46
Amnesia...
:06:48
Cousin Hubert.
:06:50
The new sire of the castle
is a Jacquasse?

:06:53
My God, how can that be?
Peasants have become sires.

:06:58
Let us pray.

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