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:07:06
Jacquasse!
:07:23
Beatrice!
:07:25
They're praying now!
:07:33
Don't scream. Let them pray.
:07:35
Mommy...
:07:36
There are bums in the living room.
:07:38
Now they've woken the kids.
:07:42
The lineage!
:07:53
Your brother is
the Count of Montmirail's valet?

:07:55
I have no brother!
:07:57
Older or younger?
:07:58
We're not brothers!
:08:00
I'm an only son.
:08:01
We don't have the same name!
:08:03
He smells awful.
:08:05
Still, it was smart
to change your name.

:08:07
I once had a friend
named Francois Twat.

:08:10
He changed it to watt.
It changed his life.

:08:13
Jacquasse is just too much!
:08:15
I'll say.
:08:16
Sorry, my name is not
Jacques Asse, but Jacquart.

:08:20
They're ugly.
They stink. Gross!

:08:22
Cousin Hubert is not a burglar.
:08:24
His friend is not a smelly witch.
:08:27
Cousin Hubert and Mr. Kass,
let the children see you.

:08:31
Nighty night, kidlings.
:08:38
Don't stand there!
You'll scare them to death!

:08:43
You scared them, Jean-Pierre.
:08:45
Come on.
:08:46
Lather up well. Especially your feet.
:08:49
Soap and bath salt.
Help yourself... please.

:08:53
I'll leave you.
:08:55
- What's wrong with our feet?
- I don't know.

:08:57
Another peasant ruse, no doubt.

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