Lost in Yonkers
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:00:00
You were lucky. When we was kids
we couldn't afford no dentist.

:00:04
Ma took out my back molars
with an open Coke bottle.

:00:12
You sit here all night
till you finish that soup.

:00:15
I tried. I can't get it down. It's awful.
:00:18
- Eat it up quick. You won't taste it.
- I would taste it if I didn't have a tongue.

:00:23
You don't want a tongue?
I can arrange that, too.

:00:26
- Maybe if he just had some plain, hot tea?
- Did I ask you?

:00:30
Maybe instead of dinner,
you'll go count the pretzels?

:00:32
- What pretzels?
- The ones in the pretzel jar.

:00:35
There were nine pretzels in the jar
this morning, there are only six tonight.

:00:39
We don't sell no pretzels today.
:00:41
- lf you let someone steal, you pay for it.
- What?

:00:43
Don't "what" me.
You don't "what" your grandma.

:00:46
Go help Bella wash up the dishes.
:00:48
And then you go down
and clean up the basement.

:00:51
- I'm not through eating.
- Bella, take his plate.

:00:54
Take his plate!
:01:10
You find this funny, Louie?
:01:12
Don't try taking my plate, Ma.
Louie's hungry.

:01:23
Eat it quick and no noise.
:01:25
I talked to Gert.
She's coming over tomorrow night.

:01:28
That's when I'm going to tell Grandma.
:01:31
I need you and Arty.
You're gonna back me up on this, right?

:01:34
Don't get Grandma upset,
because I really need her in a good mood.

:01:38
Look at me. I can't stop eating.
I ate three pretzels today.

:01:42
- You ate them? Why didn't you tell her?
- She knew I ate the pretzels.

:01:46
She said, "Why are you eating so much?
You nervous?"

:01:49
Of course I'm nervous about something!
:01:53
I'm sorry. It was an accident.
I'll pay for it.

:01:55
No. Put it on my bill with the pretzels.

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