:22:00
Are you married?
:22:01
Not personally, no.
:22:06
Me neither.
:22:10
Are you really connected?
:22:12
I know guys. Guys know me.
:22:15
I put money on the street, people know
to pay me back on time as a rule.
:22:19
They call me "Frank, The Money Store."
:22:22
You hear of me?
:22:24
No.
:22:26
I suppose that's good.
:22:28
But my therapist says I crave recognition
more than actual accomplishment.
:22:33
Maybe that's why I do stand-up.
:22:35
What the hell? I own the club.
:22:41
What do you think of my act?
:22:44
I heard two Buddy Hackett jokes,
a Pat Cooper and a half a Lenny Bruce.
:22:48
Another thing. You know, I was...
:22:50
...watching you lash out at people.
:22:52
Sometimes you should aimin.
:22:54
Make a joke at your own expense.
Otherwiseit looks...
:22:57
...kind of likeit...
:22:59
...comes off kind of hostile,
you know what I mean?
:23:02
That's Phil fuckin' Donahue.
:23:12
Let the body heat coming up
through your hand warm up the cognac.
:23:16
Giveit a little swirl.
:23:19
All right, take a little sniff.
:23:23
Nice, right?
:23:24
Okay, take a sip. But holdit.
:23:27
Don't gulpit. Just letit leak back
down your throat.
:23:33
-I know how to drink cognac.
-Okay.
:23:35
Hello. Not now.
:23:39
Cheers.
:23:50
My wife thinks fucking and cooking
are two citiesin China.
:23:55
I thought you said you weren't married.