:12:02
- You can't be cavalier about it.
- I'm not being cavalier.
:12:06
Do you know how time-consuming it is?
:12:09
- Wait. Look.
- They steal from you if...
:12:11
- It's what I do.
- She'll cook. She's great. She's a pro.
:12:15
She'll be cooking. I'll be running
the joint like Rick in Casablanca.
:12:20
- Might as well get paid for it.
- I'm serious.
:12:23
- It's serious.
- I'll be the first customer.
:12:27
I was thinking of fixing
Ted up with Helen Dubin.
:12:30
Then I figured they would get into
an argument over penis envy.
:12:34
- The poor guy suffers from it so.
- Did he seem a little too cheerful?
:12:39
He seemed like
his regular self to me...
:12:41
...but when you brought up
the restaurant, the guy lit up.
:12:45
The restaurant?
:12:47
He sees himself as
Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca.
:12:50
I see him as Peter Lorre,
wringing his hands.
:12:54
I mean, Mr. House. Didn't he seem
a little too cheerful to you?
:12:58
- Our next-door widower?
- Yes.
:13:01
I mean, didn't he seem too composed
for a man whose wife just died?
:13:06
What do you want him to do?
Walk down the street sobbing?
:13:09
All I know is they were supposedly
looking forward to their anniversary...
:13:15
If I dropped dead, wouldn't
you sob for months or years...
:13:18
Don't make those jokes.
I don't like them.
:13:21
I'm the guy who needs
a physical checkup.
:13:24
I don't know. To me he seemed
a little too perky. You know?
:13:29
Suddenly, he wants his desserts and,
"Have a nice time at the opera."
:13:34
And, "We're certainly dressed up."
This guy should be a wreck.
:13:38
Right. Meanwhile, I can't get The Flying
Dutchman theme out of my mind.
:13:44
Remind me tomorrow to buy all the Wagner
records in town and rent a chain saw.
:13:51
Helen Dubin's wrong for Ted.
:13:54
- She's mousy.
- He's a little mousy.
:13:56
They can have rodent time
and eat cheese together.