:26:02
- Are my children ready yet?
- No, our children are not ready yet...
:26:05
...because you are an hour early
and you were late dropping them off.
:26:09
Daniel, I don't have time for this. I have to
drop something off at the newspaper office.
:26:15
Newspaper? Are you taking out
one of those personal ads?
:26:18
"DWFseeks WWWM with BMW,
into light B&D"?
:26:23
I'm placing an ad for a housekeeper.
:26:26
Housekeeper?
Why do you need a housekeeper?
:26:29
I need someone to be there when the children
get home from school, to clean, start dinner...
:26:35
- How much are you gonna pay?
- $300 a week. Is that all right?
:26:41
May I see the ad?
:26:43
- I have a right as their father. Please?
- All right. Anything else you wanna see?
:26:48
- Are you offering?
- Not any more.
:26:51
What's the change?
:26:52
- Are you guys all right?
- Yeah, Mommy. We're fine.
:26:57
Miranda, why not let me
take care of the kids?
:26:59
I'll pick 'em up after school, be with them,
then drop them off atyour house after work.
:27:04
- That'd be great!
- Please!
:27:06
- Look. The kids love it.
- Mommy, please!
:27:08
I'll think about it.
:27:15
We're his goddamn kids, too.
:27:22
Kids say the darndest things.
:27:25
Thank you. Any other choice phrases
you'd like to teach our five-year-old, Daniel?
:27:32
Come on, everybody get their coats.
:27:35
- Put them on and let's get out of here.
- OK, Mom.
:27:38
I would say go to the bathroom before we go,
but I don't thinkthat's a good idea.
:27:47
Don't forget anything.
I don't wanna come back.
:27:50
Come on, let's go.
:27:52
- See you Saturday.
- Say goodbye to your father.
:27:55
Goodbye, Daddy.
:27:59
- Here's your ad.
- I'll get my purse.