Mrs. Doubtfire

1:29:02

Mommy, I need to go.

1:29:05

- Mrs Doubtfire, would you take her?
- No. You.

1:29:08

- She wants you, dear.
- Well, I'll be right back.

1:29:12

OK.

1:29:18

Yes, well...

1:29:20

Children, look at that lovely
dessert tray over there.

1:29:23

Why don'tyou go over and pick
what you'd like now so they could reserve it?

1:29:28

- We'll be back.
- All right.

1:29:31

That's a pretty impressive bauble you got her.

1:29:34

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

1:29:37

A fella gives a gift like that,
he wants more than a piece of her heart, eh?

1:29:41

Bit of a going-down payment, huh?

1:29:44

- Excuse me?
- You know, dear. Sinkthe sub.

1:29:47

Hide the weasel? Parkthe porpoise?

1:29:50

Bit of the old humpty dumpty?

1:29:52

- Little Jack Horny? The horizontal mambo?
- Mrs Doubtfire...

1:29:56

The bone dance, eh?
Rumpleforeskin? Baloney bop?

1:30:00

Bit of the old cunning linguistics? Hm?

1:30:02

- Mrs Doubtfire, please.
- Am I being a little graphic? Sorry.

1:30:07

- I hope you're up for a little competition.
- I beg your pardon?

1:30:10

She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear.
It's her personal jackhammer.

1:30:16

She uses it and the lights dim.
It's like a prison movie.

1:30:19

Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth.

1:30:24

I hope you bring cocktail sauce.

1:30:27

She's got crabs.
And I don't mean Dungeness.

1:30:30

I'm being blunt as a spoon, aren't I?

1:30:33

Forgive me.

1:30:41

It's the wine. Oh, gosh!

1:30:43

Be back in a flash. All right? My tiny bladder.

1:30:50

- Mrs Doubtfire!
- What?!

1:30:53

- You're going into the men's room.
- No! Oh, so it is!

1:30:57

I do need new glasses, dear. Sorry!