:10:01
I've just popped round to say hallo
:10:02
Well, Sandra's away at the moment, actually
:10:05
Really?
I hope you don't mind,
:10:08
but I helped myself to a beer
:10:09
Yeah, I noticed. Is that your champagne an' all?
:10:14
You like champagne, do you?
:10:16
Yeah. I do, as it 'appens.
:10:18
This is a very nice flat, don't you think?
:10:21
'Ow'd you get in 'ere?
:10:22
Tell me, d'you have any problems with the central heating?
:10:24
Oh, are you the plumber?
:10:26
Let's just say I've got a vested interest in the property
:10:29
Fuckin' 'ell, you're the landlord.
:10:31
I'd rather you thought of me as a friend
:10:33
Oh shit!
:10:35
What, is Sandra behind on the rent or somethin'?
:10:37
Was your tattoo painful?
:10:38
Yeah
:10:42
Good
:10:46
You're very beautiful, aren't you?
:10:48
Am I?
:10:51
In a quirky sort of way.
:10:55
Are you a nurse?
:10:56
Yeah. Psychiatric.
:11:03
These are a very fetching pair of tights
:11:05
Ah, you like them, do yer, Mr Landlord?
:11:09
Can we 'ave that champagne now, please?
:11:10
Did you buy them
:11:11
like this or are the holes self-inflicted?
:11:14
No. A spider spun them, and that's where he 'ad a tea-break.
:11:18
Fuckin' 'ell! That's a bit excessive, innit?
:11:21
I rather like this belt too
:11:22
Oh, God! 'Ere we go.
:11:28
Excuse me, where d'you think you're going?
:11:30
I'm goin' home
:11:31
What, are you leavin' me?
:11:33
I've come all this way to see you and you're goin'!
I can't believe it,
:11:35
I'm stunned, I'm flabbergasted.
:11:37
Shall we get you a tissue?
:11:39
Sounds promisin'. Do you live nearby?
:11:41
I might do.
:11:43
I mean, is it within walking distance?
:11:49
No, 'cause you see, I've got this fascination with all things peripatetic.
:11:51
See you!
:11:53
I'm cheeky, aren't I?
:11:56
Have you stolen the teacosy?
Love, people can see you wearin' that thing,