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Mickey Mantle. Topps, 1956.
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Signed, "To my good friend Brian. "
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No, listen, all I got here...
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The buyer must never tell
the seller how much he has.
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If you can't tell a lie, then be still.
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The first rule of fair trade, Master Brian.
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- So what do you think?
- I can't breathe yet.
:11:29
It's not as great as it looks.
I got it off the TV.
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Such a liar.
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- Put it on?
- Yeah.
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Does that mean yes?
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- Yeah. Yeah?
- Yes.
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No.
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95 cents!
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Not quite enough, okay?
But an intriguing offer nonetheless.
:12:31
Let's call it...
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...half the price, shall we?
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Yes. Half the price is 95 cents.
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The price you paid cash.
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The rest...
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...the other half is a deed.
You understand?
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- A deed?
- A trick. More like a tiny prank.
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No big deal.
And no one's ever going to suspect you.
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I promise.