1:09:01
But first, l must warn you...
1:09:03
...it could only be a kiss.
1:09:06
For l am a virgin...
1:09:08
...and could never...
1:09:10
...go all the way.
1:09:12
Unless, of course, l were married.
1:09:15
Or if a man pledged
his endless love...
1:09:19
...to me.
1:09:20
Or if l knew that he
desperately cared for me.
1:09:25
Or if he were really cute.
1:09:29
But my darling, you're shivering.
1:09:32
Are you cold? What are you wearing
underneath that cape?
1:09:35
Practically nothing.
1:09:42
Oh, except that.
1:09:44
l forgot to tell you about
my chastity belt. lt's an Everlast.
1:09:48
l'll bet.
1:09:49
Oh, darling...
1:09:50
...don't despair...
1:09:52
...for it is written on a scroll:
1:09:54
''One day, he who is destined
for me...
1:09:57
...shall be endowed
with the magical key...
1:10:00
...that will bring an end to my...
1:10:02
...virginity.''
1:10:05
Oh, Marian...
1:10:06
...if only t'were me.
1:10:08
Oh, if it t'were you, t'would be...
1:10:10
...t'werrific.
1:10:15
No ding-ding without the wedding ring.
1:10:36
Goodbye, my dearest.
1:10:46
Toodle-loo!