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:47:02
it's being sneaky.
:47:07
It's a trap!
:47:09
- Of course it's a trap!
- Gene?

:47:13
- Is that you?
- Affirmative!

:47:15
With the Planeteers
out of our way...

:47:17
Chad left the TV on.
:47:21
Man dares to go where
only cows have gone before.

:47:25
Bandini is the word
for fertilizer.

:47:29
Oh, my God! Chad,
what are you doing here?

:47:32
- Where's your dad?
- He had to go somewhere.

:47:35
He had to go somewhere
without you?

:47:38
He said he had
to do something.

:47:40
- Something came up.
- Yeah.

:47:42
I'll bet it did.
:47:43
I'll bet something came up.
:47:46
So, what'd he say
about you?

:47:48
He said we'll have
to do it some other time.

:47:51
Hey.
:47:53
He's a son of a bitch.
:47:56
He's a son of a bitch.
:48:14
- Now?
- Bring in the...

:48:26
Jerry Kaiser.
:48:27
- Hey, buddy, it's me.
- Hey.

:48:29
Listen, I'm walking around
with a fuckin' serious chubby.

:48:32
Listen to what's going on.
:48:34
There's this girl
at school here...

:48:36
She's 18, she's got a body to kill for,
beautiful face, and she asked me...

:48:40
- Why are you whispering?
- to do her body makeup for this...

:48:43
I'm not whispering. I'm just...
I'm... I'm throaty. I'm excited.

:48:46
So I gotta do full-body makeup
on her. That takes an hour.

:48:50
That means I'm rubbing base
up and down the insides of her thighs...

:48:55
like, right around her puddy...
:48:56
and I'm just like, "Oh, man!"
:48:58
I gotta run it up and down, up her...
on the inside of her elastic...


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