1:04:09
You boys have obviously not heard
of the Joe Robbins legend, have you?
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- What can I get you, pal?
- Same, Jay.
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Are you laughin' at me?
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- No one was laughin'at you.
- Go ahead.
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Next to my cell,
a big Spanish brother.
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6'4", 6'5", Eddie Valdez.
We called him "Big Ed."
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I said, "Big Ed, yo, listen.
Don't fuck with me."
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Cat fuck with me. I get my hands
on about 30 feet of rope.
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Now, you may wonder
where I get rope in prison.
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Like I told you, I'm Joe Robbins.
Inside or out.
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It's all in my cell.
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How you doin'?
1:04:51
Good.
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Here's a song I want
to sing for myself.
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I lay low, like a black cat
in the shadows.
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And I wait for this big Spanish
motherfucker to come moseyin' down.
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As soon as he
crossed my path, boom.
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- I'm tired
- Flies on shit...
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So tired
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Around his neck so quick, then
pushed him over the fucking guardrail.
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The rope snaps tight.
His fuckin' head pops off.
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His body keeps plummeting
downward, and he falls...
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neck hole first
into the ground.
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My point is...
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Big Ed pissed me off
just a little bit.
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You wanna keep it down
so the lady can sing?
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Wait.
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Hey, come on.
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- I made a mistake, all right?
- Yeah, you made a mistake.
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- See, my shit's live.
- Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
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Where was I?
I was tellin' a story here.
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But I won't be sorry
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If you won't be