So I Married an Axe Murderer
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I haven't seen one of these for years.
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Actually, I hate them.
But your father will...

:10:10
Look. He's giving Tony all that
Lyndon H. LaRouche rubbish again.

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It's a known fact, Sonny Jim,
that a secret society...

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...of the five wealthiest people,
known as the Pentavirate...

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...run everything in the world,
including the newspapers...

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...and meet tri-annually at a secret
mansion in Colorado known as...

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..."The Meadows".
- Who's in the Pentavirate?

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The Queen, the Vatican,
the Gettys, the Rothschilds...

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...and Colonel Sanders,
before he went tits-up.

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I hated the Colonel,
with his wee beady eyes...

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...and that smug look on his face.
"You're gonna buy my chicken. Oh!"

:10:53
Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?
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He puts addictive chemicals
in chicken...

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...making you crave it fortnightly,
smart-ass!

:11:02
Interesting. Cuckoo.
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Charlie, would you like a juice?
:11:10
Look at what I've bought myself,
a Juice Tiger.

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- A Juice Tiger?
- Yes, I juice everything now.

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I'm on a new diet.
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I'm on a "Weekly World News"
Garth Brooks Juice Diet.

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Scores!
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- Margin, one-nil!
- Magic goal!

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Let's have a look at the replay.
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William, move your head.
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Look at the size of that boy's head.
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It's like an orange on a toothpick.
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- You'll give him a complex.
- That's a huge noggin.

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It's a virtual planetoid.
Has its own weather system!

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Head! Move!
:11:52
- Your Sherri's late.
- Mom...

:11:55
...Sherri and I broke up.
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Not Sherri?

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