So I Married an Axe Murderer
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:20:04
Mom, can you get the school nurse?
:20:07
Get the school nurse! Help me!
:20:09
It was an accident in shop.
:20:13
Get me a tourniquet?
Anything.

:20:27
Thanks for helping me out
at the butcher shop.

:20:30
- You were really nice.
- Oh, I was nice?

:20:33
"Nice." Evidently you think of me
as a woman friend.

:20:38
- And what is wrong with being nice?
- Nothing.

:20:41
- Charlie?
- Yes?

:20:42
- Name a bad thing you've done.
- I've done bad things.

:20:46
Tell me one bad thing you've done,
and it better be evil.

:20:53
- How evil?
- Really evil.

:20:55
So evil that you would
say it was "e-vil".

:20:59
Like it's "the fruits of the De-vil".
"E-vil."

:21:04
For example, how many people
have you brutally murdered?

:21:10
"Brutal" is a very subjective word.
:21:13
What's brutal to one person
might be reasonable to somebody else.

:21:36
Excuse me.
:21:52
Do you know Russian?
:21:56
Yeah.
:21:58
Oh, this hurts. No, this is hard.

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