So I Married an Axe Murderer
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She told me she dated
a martial arts expert.

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It says that one of the victims
was a martial arts expert.

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Last night, she put a move
on my dad and tried to break his neck.

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About 1000 people
have tried to break his neck.

:42:18
If they also say "Ralph" in their
sleep, it's a good start.

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Look here, "Ralph Elliot."
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"Plumber from Dallas.
Missing since his honeymoon."

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- Charlie, you're just getting scared.
- Yes.

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- Harriet could be the one.
- Yes.

:42:34
You suspect her, because
you're scared you'll marry her.

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And to you that's death.
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Come on, just read it, okay?
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Read it. For me, just read it?
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- "Larry Leonard, the croner..."
- Crooner.

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"... made a name for himself...
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...being able to sing, in six
languages, 'Only You.'"

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Does Harriet know
the words to "Only You"?

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We haven't reached that critical...
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..."Do you know the words
to 'Only You'" phase.

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- So I'm afraid I'm not much help.
- Charlie!

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You gotta move past this!
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I'm worried. You're living
according to the "Weekly World News".

:43:20
It's the 8th highest circulating paper
in the world, I'll have you know.

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Look, Tony, Mrs. X.
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Please, look it up, okay?
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For me? Indulge me?
:43:35
There's no record of deaths.
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All three were reported missing,
but so were their wives.

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No picture of any brides.
For all we know, they just moved away.

:43:46
That's true.
You're gonna have to realize that.

:43:50
I would lie to you,
but Kathy always tells the truth.

:43:55
Understood.
:43:56
You feel better now?
:43:58
- I guess so.
- Good, good. Come on.


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