:14:01
Morgan, I have a little job for you.
:14:04
- Ajob?
- Yes. J.D. Clampett has a daughter your age.
:14:08
Now, she's goin'
to high school with you.
:14:11
I want you
to show her around.
:14:13
- Just be her friend.
- Oh, man.
:14:15
You wanna pay me
to hang out with her?
:14:18
She must be a major bowwow.
:14:21
Son.
:14:23
Morgan.
:14:25
Close your eyes.
:14:28
Close your eyes.
:14:30
Now picture this.
:14:32
I cut off your allowance...
:14:34
Cancel your credit cards...
:14:36
And delete you from my will.
:14:39
Now, how do you see
your future?
:14:42
Grilling frozen cow parts
at Burger King?
:14:46
And people say you're stupid.
:14:50
Monday morning,
first period, 8:00 a. M...
:14:52
she'll be like the little sister
Mom thought would ruin her figure.
:15:00
- The dog will go to the plaintiff,
Rusty.
:15:25
Honey, I'm home.
:15:28
Why don't you come here and give your little
embezzling cowboy a ride around the bungalow.
:15:31
- No.
- Why not?
:15:34
'Cause I'm still living in this dump when I should
be living in a mansion in Beverly Hills.
:15:38
Laura, sweetheart.
:15:41
Bungalows 3A, 3B and 3C
are in Los Angeles.
:15:44
We live in 3G
which, technically, is in Beverly Hills.
:15:48
You're all talk, Tyler.
:15:50
You said we'd have
enough money this month...
:15:52
to buy me that little
baby sealskin coat.
:15:54
- We will.
- Promises, promises.
:15:58
Sweetie, we will.